Pssssst! Hey! Yeah, you in front of the computer! Let’s talk for a minute…
Ok, so I have this friend, right? Great guy, great personality, loves to laugh, and make others laugh, etc, etc. Best thing since indoor plumbing, basically. Well, my buddy also loves getting mail and meeting new people, and this is where you come in, my keyboard-tapping accomplice. You look like you have a strong letter-writing hand, so let’s work together here! No matter the interest, I promise you’ll find something to like about this guy!
He reads a lot, likes old movies, actually enjoys mostly any kind of music, can’t sing or dance but won’t hesitate to do both, and loves to cook so much he’s studying the culinary arts and is going to school for it when he gets out. The guy’s also a huge sports fan, if that’s your idea of fun. More than anything, though, he’s one of those people you can talk about anything with. He’s a good listener, and has an open mind, so even if you think of yourself as boring, he probably won’t! He’s got an insane sense of humor too. Honestly, if you’re the type that takes life way too seriously, then you should stop reading this now and go step on a cactus…we don’t want you raining on our parade! Everyone else, and especially those of you with a funny bone, feel free to write! He’s got love for all of you,..he just hasn’t met you yet. Let’s see if we can fix that.
By the way, his name is Albert, the rest of his info is at the bottom of this page, and that’s his mug shot over there on the side. Yeah, I know he looks like someone shaved Bigfoot, but stay focused! It’s the personality that counts! And thanks for sticking around long enough to read this. You could have been anywhere on the web right now, but you’re here with us, I appreciate that. Oh, and if he asks, tell him umm……”Dave” sent you!