Attention to any intelligent, open-minded woman willing to help reform the heart and mind of a rehabilitated(ish) Albanian “international criminal” (or so your says your government).
My name is Benny and back home I liked long walks along radioactive and mined beaches; now, I settle for short walks inside highly secured prison walls. If you are interested in befriending a college-educated, well-traveled, cultured man of the world, look no further: I have committed crimes in countless countries around the world, and only got caught once! (it’s a joke, of course… I got caught twice).
Are you interested in getting to know someone outside of your comfort zone, someone who has experienced the worst of the world yet still has a generous heart and a criminal sense of humor? If so, too bad, hopefully you will settle for me instead. Ha! So write me now and show me why American is the most of “the most bestest, awesome womens in the world”.
I’m fluent in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Albanian (yes, it’s a real language!), so even if, like me, English is not your native tongue, you can write me in any or all of these languages, take your pick.
Your country can cage my physical body, yet it cannot cage my sense of humor...imperialist dogs! (Laugh here, now!)
If you are open-minded and adventurous enough to make my acquaintance, you can write me (like, with pen, paper, and envelopes) at the address provided, or you can set up an email account to contact me via www.JPay.com. Either way is cool.. I look forward to hearing from you. Now, seriously, quit messing around and go write me- the first person who writes will be greatly rewarded with 10 goats or sheep (your pick), 20 chickens, and 1 donkey, which instantly makes you a 1%er in my country!
(FYI, maybe better if you don’t Google me)