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Brian Bement #17429422

Brian Bement #17429422
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Ideologue #2

It’s time for you to get a point of view from a real man, the one and only Bacon.

C’mon people, it isn’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know fa’sho that just aint so.

I’m going to explain, the only time I tried Methamphetamine I was awake for six days. Found out there was a pervert in the neighborhood.

Right across the street, my neighbors were having a party. After two hours I realized, I was staring at a bunch of furniture.

That’s American politics.

 Welcome to our Sketchy Kvetchy Platform.

Bacon: Donald J. Trump is a victim of the media. Trump’s a humble person. He’s actually much greater than he thinks he is.

FTJ: Trump is the worst schlemiel on the planet, who I’d never want to meet. He’s the biggest crotch grabbing creep in the country who will never see the inside of a prison. I pray he chokes on Hasenpfeffer.

Bacon: You see, those Liberals complain when it doesn’t work out for them. They want everything and nothing at the same time. Sort of like breaking up with your baby’s mother cause you don’t date chicks with kids.

FTJ: The conservatives believe in our laws like condoms are only for people who don’t have a disease.

 

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About Brian

Astrological sign:
Scorpio
Willing to correspond outside of the U.S.:
Yes
Photo verified by WriteAPrisoner.com:
No
Birth date:
10/25/1977 (age 41)
Eyes
Blue
Hair
Brown
Hometown
Chicago, IL
Marital Status
Single
Race
Caucasian
Religion
Christian
Interested in furthering their education:
No
Seeking legal help:
No
Seeking prayer partners:
No
Gender
Male
Profile starts on:
8/1/2018
Profile ends on:
8/1/2019

Incarceration Information

On Death Row
No
Serving Life Sentence
Yes
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