I discovered gravity and also invented lemonade. (Hold your applause) I have accumulated enormous sums of debt from spilled liquor and fine dining. I am currently recovering from an abusive relationship with Hermes. I divorced Versace for Hermes and still cheated on Hermes with St. Yves Laurent.
Describe myself in five phrases; needy, no vegan options, loyal, overly expensive, and emotionally expressive. If I didn't love myself I wouldn't expect anyone else to love me. I talk way too much but it's okay because it's all ways important. lol. I strive to exist as an asset, not a liability.
I'm worth the trouble. Don't be shy.