Thank you for your curiosity and please feel free to look no further as I hope to win you over with great conversation and a healthy sense of humor.
This isn’t an infomercial and I’m not a used car salesman, so you don’t have to worry about me trying to sell you a lemon. I won’t assure you that I’m a smooth ride and perfect when I’m not because from where I stand, it’s pretty evident that I’ve taken a wrong turn or two based off my incarceration.
I’m just out to keep it lighthearted and without the concern of being blackballed for all that I’ve had to apologize for. I’ve come a long way as far as my gross and rehabilitation goes, and I can only hope that you’ll come to appreciate the work-in-progress that I have become. Believe me, the progress is well worth all of the hard work I have put in and I’m excited to make new relationships. Know that I have a slightly different outlook generally speaking. Of course, you don’t have to take my word for it all because all you have to do is initiate communication and you will see for yourself that we can have a great conversation, witty jokes, and have a chance to discuss thought-provoking questions about any and everything under the sun.
Well, it’s been brief and I hope to have caught your attention. If you would like to continue this conversation, then you can email me through JPay.com or snail me at the address below. Please send me your contact information as well to make sure I’m able to respond in a timely manner. I will tell you that I can receive JPay email but cannot respond via JPay, so please include your contact information as I will have to respond with a letter through the post office.
I am very much looking forward to hearing from you! Take care and be good to yourself. It’s been a pleasure and again, I thank you for your curiosity once again, feel free to look no further.