I’m James from Houston. I’m a disappointing example of a Texan. I’m not rich, I don’t hunt critters, I’m scared of horses and I would rather eat a bull than ride one. I fell off a mechanical bull in a bar once and that was the end of my glorious rodeo career.
Once upon a time I was a hard drinking, shark fishing, truck driver. I was charged with indecency and sentenced to life. Texans don’t like that kind of thing.
Now 17 years later I’m older, wiser, sadder and more determined than ever to do something good with my life. As this sentence winds down I’m looking for new friends and a new start. I don’t care what you look like or what you do, I want to meet interesting people and make you laugh. Friends are all I need to have a good time.
I have never been married, never had a successful relationship because I’ve never been honest about my attraction to both sexes. Texans don’t like that kind of thing either. In here I work, read and exercise a lot. I’m in great shape. I dream of rolling down the highway in a big truck with a sack full of cheeseburgers. Does that sound like too much to wish for?
I can’t wait to hear from you.
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