Jay Miller is 33 years old and incarcerated in Illinois, USA

Hello world! I'm going to do something a bit different. Instead of writing another typical, cliché boring profile about how I like long walks on the beach, I would like to invite you to listen to a song with me instead. Not just any song, but a song that resonates at the very core of my being. It expresses and captures me completely. Not the lyrics so much, but the vibe. The song is called "Scatman" by Scatman John. Please take the next few minutes to listen to it. Not only will its radiant beauty change your life forever, but it will also tell you more about who I am than any profile ever could.

Turn your speakers up and imagine the man you see in these pictures, a hardened convict, sitting in his cell with the stupidest grin on his face, grooving to this song while he writes this absurd profile. This is who I am. My name is Jay and my soul is a glorious disco full of raging gummy bears forever dancing eternally to this song. Of course, I'm more than just a squishy ball of goodness. I'm also very mysterious. So if you want to learn more, then you're just going to have to write to find out, ha!

I've been incarcerated for over 10 years. It has been a long and bumpy road but it's almost over. I'll be home in about two years and I'm in desperate need of some new friends. My thoughts are racing, who am I going to add to my new Facebook once I'm out? I don't know anybody anymore. So whoever you are, and wherever you're from, I hereby formally invite you to join me on an epic quest of friendship the likes of which the world has never seen.

If snail-mail is too old-fashioned for you, you can message me directly through the message app. Please be patient with the messages. They can take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks to process. I hope to hear from you soon!