Hello! My name is John Nemo, but please just call me Nemo. There’s, like, a gazillion Johns in here – and that’s not counting toilets or guys in for soliciting prostitutes. I haven’t found a “Mrs. Nemo” yet (about time I get to be the one making the Finding Nemo joke!) :) and I have no little ones, but maybe someday.
To avoid this being another generic inmate ad, I’m going to tell you my darkest secret: I’m a complete nerd. I love RPG’s, comic books, video games, anime, and manga (yes, including hentai). I naturally gravitate toward fantasy, sci-fi and horror. I love stuff like The Walking Dead, Rick & Morty, and superhero movies. I’m a painter and a wannabe writer and game designer. Conversations about big stuff (spiritual ramifications of quantum physics, over-affluence in America) and little stuff (who’d win…Spider Man vs. Wolverine?) are equally exciting to me. Cooking and eating are also great loves of mine. I enjoy walking and exercising too…which is good given all the cooking and eating! Otherwise, I’d be 6’2” and 325 pounds instead of 235 pounds! :)
Dislikes? Smoking. Drugs. Coffee (Yes, I’m weird…). Parasites – both literal and figurative. Slugs. Slugs freak me out. It’s weird because snails don’t bother me…but I digress. People with no sense of humor.
I could tell you what a great guy I am, but why not get to know me and make your own decision? I’m excited to meet some new friends all around the world. So, if we have some stuff in common, please drop me a line and a photo and see what develops!