My name is Joshua. I know you don’t know me, and I don’t know you, but I think we should get to know each other. I want to know all about you. All the things you reveal and the stuff you conceal, I will learn about later on as we get to that level of understanding one another. All I need is a chance, and if you’re not willing to give me a chance, then allow me the opportunity to develop a friendship unlike any other friendship you’ve had before!