My name is Leo and I am a Ukrainian ex-pat (U.S. citizen…ladies), former field intelligence operative and a drug trafficking conspirator. I am Borat meets 007 James Bond (The Sean Connery version).
My job has taken me all around the world many times over with an occasional prison stint along the way. American prisons are the finest in the world. I spend my days playing tennis, golf and swimming in our Olympic sized pool.
I maintain a rigorous work out routine that rivals that of any Spartan warrior. I have a 6-pack you could wash a hamper full of truseekees on! But, what I really wish I had was a 12-pack…of Heineken :). Just kidding. I’d much rather have a gallon of vodka.
I look forward to corresponding with people from all around the world and colluding with many more comrades; except gypsies, please, no gypsies.