Hello, I’ve been waiting patiently for you to show up here today because I’m searching for someone to help to sell my fairytale literature to the inmates around the globe. So let me introduce myself to you here.
My name is Reginald Dewayne Porter and I’m a creatively charming middle-aged Black man. I enjoy all types of music, becoming friends with anyone, and writing custom fairytale literature for all genders. So please feel free to get in touch with me at www.jpay.com and I’ll take it from there.
Sincerely, Reginald Dewayne Porter #104266
P.S. All stationary must be white.