Hey YOU! As I write this ad, I'm thinking about you clicking my page and contacting me. YES, I'm talking about YOU SPECIFICALLY! I bet you're saying to yourself, "His game is so weak! He doesn't know who I am!" Weak game? Ha, ha, Maybe you're right! I can be a goofball sometimes. But, I know you're the one, because you're still reading this ad right now, aren't you? Smile ... Gotcha' If you need a genuine smile from time to time or someone in your life to help you get through the day? I'm your guy! I know how to be a friend with no judgments, no drama. When you feel like it's just you against the world, I'll be your ride or die partner! 

Just for the record, I don't always make smart decisions - as you can see I'm in jail - but that's why you're going to reach out to me, to help me to stop being stupid, right? God knows, I need positive people in my life too! Well, if you want to know something about me? I write, sing, and compose music and I even have some music online (YouTube, United Masters, SoundCloud, etc). I'm educated as a Certified Paralegal and Licensed Barber-Stylist, etc. etc. yada yada and all that good stuff.

Listen love, I'm not going to bore you with superficial words. I'll leave the boredom to all these Prison Casanovas on this site showing off their muscles (Oops .. muscles). So don't be a party pooper. Reach out to me and I promise to keep a smile on your face. But if you don't reach out, encourage someone else too. Take care of yourself and let laughter be your medicine. Tah, Tah