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Hello World!

As you can see, my name is Jesse. This is my first time being incarcerated, and for the record, it's also my last. Despite what you may have heard, it's actually not much fun in here. I'd give this place 1 star on Yelp.

So about me; I would describe myself as stoic, yet affable. I use humor in everything I do. My first instinct is to laugh, my first language sarcasm, and honestly, I'm kind of a nerd. I read a lot, and I enjoy learning new things. I don't do drugs. Some of my favorite pastimes include going to concerts, hiking, cycling, and driving, both on- and off-road. I take pride in being multitalented; I really love building stuff and working on almost anything. I'm a huge movie buff and am always using quotes and allusions. (Also, an affinity for alliteration, aha.) I had a 9-5 office job and was going to school for engineering before I messed up. Now, on that topic - I am in here for aggravated assault, but to let that define me would be most unfair. It's actually ironic; in reality, I'm a pretty chill, laid-back dude. But, I did the crime, now I got to do the time.

Well, thanks for stopping by. If you'd like to know more, I'd be more than happy to hear from ya. The best way to get in touch is by email, using the Securus app.

Jesse Russell