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Warning: If you're a woman and you suffer from moderate to acute episodes of loneliness, or if you have had allergic reactions after coming into contact with toxic masculinity, please talk to your healthcare provider before corresponding with this individual, as it may result in the following side effects: Chronic appreciation, uncontrollable happiness, love, affection, and a severe (but not mild) case of understanding. If you experience any of these symptoms, please report to your nearest medical facility right away, for if left untreated, they may lead to better blood pressure, lower cholesterol, and an overall sense of well-being!


My name is William. To be honest, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing right now, but I'm confident, so I'm just going to go with it... lol.

I have been incarcerated since the age of 17. As a teenager, I had low self-esteem, was very shy, and confidence was a foreign concept to me. I spent a lot of time doubting myself. Because of this, interacting with females was virtually non-existent. Since I was arrested at such a young age, I have been around men my entire life, and to this day, I have never had the pleasure of building a true friendship with a woman. I am a grown man now, and I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to go after it.

That's why I'm here: To meet you! I'm hoping to meet someone I can share experiences with, someone I can learn from, someone I can call "My Friend."

So, please don't be shy. I'm waiting to hear from you! You can email me at