I did a search and didn't find a topic on this already. I have the idea of creating a joke thread for us to share some funny (or even groan inducing) jokes. I send jokes to a couple of my pen pals and they love them. One of them makes me promise to send them with every letter. Ha ha. I initially started "Mike's Joke Corner" because I felt I didn't have a lot to say in the beginning of the correspondence, but now I have plenty to say but they still enjoy the jokes. I'll post a few that I've sent so far and I think it'd be neat if other people could contribute! And maybe you can start your own "Joke Corner." :yup:
1. It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
2. A woman wants a facelift and her surgeon tells her about a new procedure. "We put a dial in the back of your head and when your skin starts to sag you simply turn the knob." "That sounds good," she says.
Two years later, she goes back and tells the surgeon that the dial is giving her bags under her eyes. "I'm sorry," replies the surgeon, "but those aren't bags -- those are your breasts." "Oh," says the woman. "Well that explains the goatee."
3. A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye!” “Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asks. “Well,” the man says, “I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in!”
4. After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live. His wife tearfully says, “Honey, I’m going to give you a night you’ll never forget.” They make passionate love with an ardor they haven’t felt in years. When they’re done, Bob asks his wife, “Can we do it again?” This time it’s even more passionate.
Later, as she is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, “Honey, I know it’s getting late, but I think we can do it one more time.” “That’s easy for you to say,” she complains. “YOU don’t have to get up in the morning!”