Italian, Frenchman and a Geordie (NorthEast Englishman)

Are sitting talkin about what great lovers they are-

Italian, when I a makea lovea toa ma wifes I kissa her froma her toes a alla da way up toa her aneck............she floatsa 3 inches above de floor

Frenchman, that's nothing when a make lurve to ma wife a kees her on ze back ov er ears and e knees and she float 1 foot above ze floor.....

Geordie bloke, That's nowt cos when am finished f@@@@@@ my wife i pull out and wipe it on the curtains and she hits the ****ing roof!!!!