10 ways you know your growing old...

1.You sink your teeth in a steak and they
stay there.
2.you sit in a rocking chair and cant get it going.
3.you stop looking forward to your next birthday.
4.you turn out the lights for economic rather
than romantic reasons.
5.you've got too much room in the house,and
not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
6.you walk with your head held high trying to get used to your bifocals.
7.you find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
8.you're sitting on a park bench and a boy
scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
9.lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
10.you're asleep,but others worry that you're dead...