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skye

This is not meant to offend, I just got it in the email and had to share. Please guys don't hate me ;)

1. Men are like ....Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .....Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .. Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 
sexiemami

LMAO those are so funny and true.

 
VICKI

OMG-all of that is so true! Gotta love the men folk.
Thanks for sharing and thanks for the men for taking it with love !!

 
thewylie

Smiley - now that is funny!

 
TCF

I resemble those remarks!

Tom

 
smiley

LMAO!! .....Men are like fine wine they start out as grapes and its up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they become something acceptable enough to have dinner with !!(just kidding guys)

 
thewylie

Lavalamp is hilarious!

 
KMD

LMAO
LMFAO
# 2 & # 11

HAHAHAHAHAAAA